Psst, Angela. It’s time to listen to Carly Rae Jepsen on the euro crisis. She’s a savant about it.
See, “Call Me Maybe” is really a deep meditation on the nature and ironies of the euro crisis. So here’s a modest proposal. Let’s lock up Angela Merkel et. al. in a room playing “Call Me Maybe” on repeat. They can’t leave until they absorb Ms. Jepsen’s insight and reach some of kind of deal. Or go crazy.
This will work, definitely.